It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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