I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
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Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
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Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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