i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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