so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
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my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
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Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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