shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
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Is being in jail an excusable absence?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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