I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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a search helicopter?!
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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