i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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