You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Hippo gnu deer
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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