That's intense
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
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just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
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I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
You're a waste of cheezeits
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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