So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Use "feeling words"
Yay
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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