Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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