..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
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He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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