girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
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Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
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I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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