Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
