Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Randomize
