dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she looked like the before picture.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
