At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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