that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
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Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
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All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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