But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
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I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
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Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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