My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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