in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
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Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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