That's when you crack a 10am beer
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
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Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
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He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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