Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
bring money and cleavage
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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