question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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