he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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