I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
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Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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