just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
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I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
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is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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