so that wasnt chicken after all
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
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