Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
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if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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