3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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