ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
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dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
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Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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