highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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