Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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