we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
