these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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