Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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