So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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