so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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