Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
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saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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