the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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