k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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