Having a random hookup so left but love u
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
What a fucking waste of an outfit
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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