My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Is it because I queefed?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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