Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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