so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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