Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
