WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
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Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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