I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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