Your face is a jimmy john
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
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Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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