Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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