READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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