who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
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I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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