at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
