Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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